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Santa Banta Sardar SMS Msg Jokes.
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Santa Banta Sardar SMS Msg Jokes.
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Once santa opened his
tiffinbox in middle
of the road
why?
To confirm he is going
office or home.
Queen Elizabeth &
Banta were having
candle light dinner
Queen says "pass d
wine u divine"
Banta thinks "How
poetic"
Banta says "Pass d
roti u moti..!
Teacher to santa: Aissi
kisi jagah ka naam
batao jise banaya to
aadmi ne hai par phir
bhi wo wahan par ja
nai sakta...
..Santa:"LADIES
TOILET".
santa-banta tune apni
biwi ko talak kyo diya
banta-uska character
khrab tha
santa-kese
banta-usne shaadi to
mujhse ke he aur
bacha bhagwan se
mangti he
Sardar : Puttr
tere result ka kee bana?
Puttr:Teacher kehte hen class
me 1 saal or lana pae ga.
Sardar :fer theek hey,sal
bhalay 2-3 or lag jain
fail nai hona
A teacher lecturing on population says
In India aftr evry 10 second a woman gives Birth to a child
Sardar stands up and says: sir,we must find & stop dat woman
Santa to banta- “Agar koi bhoot aapki biwi ke chipak jaai toh aap kya karoge ?” banat- “Main kya kar sakta hoon! Galti bhoot ki hai khud bhuktega”
What does Sardarji do
after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Boy : aaj madam ne 1esa
sawal pucha jiska jawab
sirf mujhe pata tha .
Santa: very gud to kya
pucha mam ne? Boy :
blackboard pe SUSU
kisne kiya?
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa
karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen
" sardar gets up and switch off the fan"
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh,
oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh
replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi
hai.
SANTA>
Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyu pada?
BANTA>
Pata nahi yaar.
Meri photo neeche gir gayee thi.
Maine kaha>
Behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
Q: Why the popuation
of SIKHS is less in
number ?
Ans: This is the Law
of nature- If LIONS
increase, the other
species would be in
sanger..!
"Singh is King'.
Sardaar - "Dr,I'm
suffering from loose
motion."
Dr .- "kitni patli aati
hai ?"
Sardaar - "Dr saaheb
bas aisa samajh lo
aap us se Garaare kar
sakte ho...
School mein Master ji
nay chotay Sardar se Pocha?
"Jis mein koi kami nahi
hoti usko kya kehtay hain."
Chota sardar bola :
"Kami-na"
Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXFORD: Light
HARVARD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye
Sardar: Its Loose Motions
Coz
Last Night I Ws Lying In My Bed
&
B4 I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On Da Lights,
It Was Over!
EK BAR SANTA NE KAHA K
‘’is zindagi se to
maut hi achi‘’
ek dam yamdoot aaya or bola -
‘mujhe tumhari jaan lene
ka hukm mila hai
’’santa-lo daso hun
banda gal vi na kare’’
2 sardars sitting in a
park watching girl
Sardar1: wah kya maal hai
Sardar2: abbey maal se yaad aaya,
bhabhiji kaisi hain?
Interviewer: Aap Kisi Larki Me Sab
Se Pehle Kia Dekhte Hain...??
8.
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.
.
.
Sardar: O.. Jii.. Ye Tou Depend Kerta
Hai K Wo Aa Rahi Hy Ya Ja Rahi Hai... ;->
Sardar's Wife To Sardar: Trouser Utaaro....
T-Shirt bhi Utaaro....
Aur
Underware Bhi Utaaro....
Aur
Khabardar Aaenda Jo Mere Kapre Pehne.... ;->
Santa: Yaar eh sent
message ki hunda..?
Banta: Pakka te mainu
vi nahi pata, par
shayad jehde msg
vicho khushboo aandi
hai, usnu sent msg
kehnde ne..
1Srdr bada sa Bag
leke bus me ghusa Or
Zor se chillaya:
"Khabardar 'koi apni
jgah senahi hilega
"Haapy Singh Kulfi"
Wala Khud Sab k Pass
ayega.
Sardar Dials a number,
A Girl recieves.
Sardar - HELO KON?
Girl- Me Sita.
Sardar - O Teri !!!
Ye to
AYODHYA LAG
GAYA...!!!
Sardarji ne biwi ko
surprise dena ke liye
apni dari katwa li aur
chupke se so gaya.
Neend mein jab biwi ne
muh pe haath fera to
noli.. Guptaji,aap kab aaye.
SARDAR to PANDIT:ye
tere SIR pe CHOTI
kyo? PANDIT:ye mera
ANTENA h,is se mujhe
VICHAAR ate h
SARDAR:KAMAAL h!
yahan to pura ke pura
DISH TV h,fir b kch ni
ata..
Sardar writing a letter:
My sister had a baby this morning..
I havn't heard that its a boy or a girl..
So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty!!
Snta-ladki fasani ati
hai?
Bnta-nahi
Snta-seekh:
Phle 1 kagz ka jhaz
banao fir use clas me
udao.
Mam k puchne pe ldki
ka nam lagao,
BAS FAS GAYI LADKI
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray se chala na jaye
" sardar gets up and packed her legs with roop"
Santa order for a
chicken in dhaba.
When the cook
started chopping
onions for it.
Sanat shouted
"ULLU KE PATTHE,
pyaaz mat daal,
navraatre hai.
SLAM BOOK of Santa.
1.Strength:My wife.
2.Weakness:Banta's
Wife,.
3.Oppurtunity:When
Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on
tour...!
1 sardar library me
2-3 ghante ek book
padne ke baad
bole.SO BORING,so
many characters but
no story. Then librarian
says, Sardar ji this is
a Telephone Directory.
Srdr:Are light chali
gyi km se km fan to
chalu kro,
Srdarni:Lo kr di na
srdaro wali baat..,
Fan chalu krungi to
mombati nhi bujh jayegi..?
Bus chali, Jhatka
laga, Ek sardar ek
ladki pe ja gira, Ladki
boli battameez kya kar
rahe ho? Sarde bola-ji
punjab UNIVERSITY se
B.A. final.
1 sardar sukhe talab
me naav chla rha tha.
Kinare khda sardar
bola aise sardaro ne
hi sardaro ka nam
khrab kiya h. Agr
mujhe swimg aati to
jakar marta saale ko.
Banta placed his
hands on his Girl
Friends's shoulders &
whispered "I Love
You"
Girl 9said): Jorr se
bolo..
Banta shouted:"Jai
MATA DI."
Ek ke ghar ladka hua,
chakke aa gaye
pahla chakka bola
2100 lungi
dusra bola 2200 lungi
ye sab santa singh sun
raha tha
bola 2300 lele usme FM
bhi hai.
On honeymoon
SARDAR lights up a
match stick near his
wife's pussy.
Wife : Why did u do
this?
Sardar : Doston ne
kaha tha pehle achi tarh garam karna.
Sardar was giving bld test bt coton wz nt
avlbl so d nrse aftr d
test took srdars fingr
n her mouth
Srdar said BALAY-BALAY
SONIYE Abhi to
urine test baqi hay!!!
Santa radio le kar
potty karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj to maze
se ki hogi?
Santa: Khakh maze se
ki, radio pe
JAN-GAN-Man aa
gay khade hokar karni padi.
Santa ne Pilot se
Headphone
Chhin liya.
Pilot: Kya kar rahe ho
?
Santa:Saale,Paisa
hum Bhare aur Gaane
tu Sune.
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