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Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata
hai.
ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Morning After
Suhag Raat,
Aishwaraya comes 2
Amitabh,
smile & gifts him
cadbury Chocolate
Amitabh: Yeh Kis
Liye?
Ash:Aap Ka Papu
Pass Ho Gaya.....:-)
Beggar to lady sitting
on park bench:Hi
darling,let's have
some more fun.
Lady: How dare
you????
Beggar: Then what
are you doing on my
bed..!!
A drunkard mak a cal
2 airport. Asked "How
long d journey from
Punjab 2 America?"
Receptionist:1 second
sir...
He disconnects n Saya,
SaliPi Ke bethi Hai..!
6 chake badhai dene
gaye haye haye. mei
to 2100 lungi.mei to
2200 lungi
ek bola arreey 2300 le
usme F.M. b milega
Pappu meets his
daddy in prostitute
mrkt.
Pappu :papa aap
yaha?
father:Bas beta ab
50-100 rupaye ki
cheez ke liye teri maa
ke nakhare nahi sahe
jate..!!
IMRAN HASMI ne apni
G.F. ko pahle
"AASHIQ BANAYA'fir
"CHOCHLATE" me
"ZEHER" dalkr
"MURDER" kar diya aur
kaha "KALYUG" me
"AKSAR" JANNAT
MILTI HAI.:-
If people says
you are crazy, be patient.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool
but if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.
Why Men Are Never Depressed....??
Men Are Just Happier Ppl..
Sum Reasons R Written Below..
Thier Last Name Stays Same
They Can Wear A White
T-Shirt To A Water Park
They Don't Have To Think
Which Way To Turn A Nut On A Bolt
Ppl Never Stare At Thier
Chest When They R Talking To Them
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai,
chai bahar hae, aja more sajna
tera intzar hy.
2008 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai.
dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.
Purani haweli mein
baand kamro par
lage.....Makdi k jaal
mein phese macher ki
kasam......
I mis u.
tharo SMS Jab-Jab
Aave,Maro Rom-Rom
Machal Jave,
Ang-Ang Mein Gudgudi
Hove..?Oh Tharo SMS
Ki Konu Galti
Naahin,Maaro Phone Hi
Vibration PAr Hove
Hai?
Mere har msg par talli
zaroor bajana. ‘bcoz
Bramhaji ne mujhe vardan
diya hai ki jo mere msg
pe talli nahi bajayega
wo agle janam me ghar – 2
talli bajayega.
Aaj Apko Apka BACHPAN YAD DILAUN ?
Alay Alay! Ooeii! Kaka!
Pala pala baccha!
a sweetoo!
Nonu! Shonoo!
Ohh! Yeh kya kiya?
CHiCHi Kar Di..!!
Ganda! Baccha!
small minds discuss people
average minds discuss ideas
while great minds act in silence
ab pata challa mujhe ke
aap intay khamosh kyon rehtay ho
Kuch sanu ishqe di
lagai maar gai, kuch
sanu sajna di lagai
maar gai, 4 sukh se
sah reh gaye c mere,
oh v chandri "12th" di
padai maar gai.
Hindi teacher - "vo ek
sunder ladki khadi h!
isko Haryanavi mein
convert karo?
Student - "VO DEKH
CHOTTE TERI BHABHI
KHADI H"
Asmaan pr jitne sitare
hai
9wah-wah)
Ankho me jitne ishare
hai (wah-wah)
Samandar k jitne
kinare hai (wah-wah)
Utne hi screw dhille
tumhare hai(ab bolo
wah wah)
4 sal k ladka ladki tab
me nange naha rahe
the,
LADKI:mai tumahari
susu pakad lu?
LADKA:rahne de apni
to tod di,
meri bhi todegi kya?
Name : Mayawati
DOB : 28/12/58
Wt. : 70 Kg
Ht. : 4'6'
Color :Jet blak
B'ful : Lyk bfflow
Cast : Chmar
Drm : Biwi baungi to
sirf is sms pdne wale
ki.
Hi! Wats up? Can u do
me a favour plzzzzz?
can I get ur photo? I
need it coz I m wrking
on a photo exhibition
on the
topic...'MISTAKES OF
GOD'.
another moon?possible
another sun?possible
another friend like u?
impossible
because manufacturing
defects occurs only
once
Yaad teri na aaya aisa
hone na denge, dost tere
jaisa khone na denge.
Sharafat se contact
mein rehna varna, kaan
ke neeche do jhaapad denge!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura
lete ho,itna katil kaise
Sharma lete ho,bachpan se
he pagal ho ya surat hee
aise bana lete ho
in bar-1guy said 2
other dat last night i
slept with ur mother
every1 were waiting
for da response of
2guy
2guy-Dad Lets Go
Home U R Drunk
Teacher-nisaar beta
ye bataok tumhara
janam kaise
hua?nisaar-javani
janeman, hasin dilruba
mile jo dil havan
NISAAR ho gaya!
Apki yaad aati hai to
aapka sms padhta hu
Jyada aati hai to sms bhejta
hu. Aapki awaz sunne ka dil
chhata hai to. EK pathar
kute ko marti hu.
L= loss of nights..
O= Out of mind.
V= Vaste of Time
E= End of Life.
So don’t LOVE Only line maro Yaar
YOU
ARE
THE
BEST
CUTEST
SWEETEST
&
MOST
INTELIGENT FRIEND
?
?
?
STATUTORY
WARNING :-
Is msg k sabhi shabd
kalpnik hai.
Inkas vastavik sekoi
sambandh nahi hai.
Kore kagaj pe likha
hai tera nam,tasvir
bhi utari aur likha hai
ye paigam,zinda ya
murda pakadne wale
ko 100 Rs. Inaam.
I have sum thing
4 u close ur eyes
1….
2….
3….
4….
cheater u didn’t close
so N’thing 4 u ….
Chinese, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su
decided to immigrate to the US .
In order to get a visa, they had
to adapt their names
to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
*
*
*
*
*
Fu and Su decided to stay in China
Aapko Ek Romantic OR
Funny sTory
sunaTa Hu
SUNIYE,
Maine kaHa suNiye
DekHiye NaHi,
pHone karo Aur
sTory suno!
Sam- Why does not
law permit a man to
marry a second
woman. Joe- Because
as per law you can
not be punished twice
for the same offence.
BAAP OF ALL Puzle's
What is d oposite of
achar?
.
Onion!
How?
Achar = pickle =
pee-kal
So oposit of pee-kal is
pee-aaj='peeeaj'=Onion
Premika: Aisa Khat
Likh Sajna, meri Umar
Beet Jaye Padhne Me.
Premi
(!=0!> xE'?1!!e'*
a?>#"e!%;>;=>,e=*?#.P%(
p+>!*tf)?
Yamraj: ur time is over
Girl: Is there any way
to escape?
Yamraj: If u can kiss d
1 who is reading this
msg!
Girl:chee..
aaaack thu. better
I prefer 2 die.
Colour of ur
underwear reflects ur
mood:
Red: wild
Black: sexy
Blue: romantic
Pink: seductive
White: clam
Yellow: time to change
it...
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