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Raat ko main
hilla-hilla kar so
gaya or wo bhi
nahi aaye
jo me hila raha tha
wo tha pankha Or jo
ayee nahi wo thi bijli
You are shocked
Beti ka dusri bar
balatkar hua to MAA
boli "Maine tumse kaha
tha na ki aage se
dhyan rkhna. Beti boli,
"Mene aage se dhyan
rkha par is bar usne
piche se mar li.
What is pure Hindi
name for Condom?
"Vriya Rodhak Tel
Yukt Prajanan Virodhi
Ling Vastra" SMS
padh liya, Ab Dawai
ki Dukan pe Jake Hindi
me Condom Mango
2 women talking
1st.Subah subah
doodhwala bahut
dabata hai:-o
2nd Kya?
1st Door bell
2nd Isse aacha mera
paperwala hai
Jo neeche se daal kar
chala jata hai;-)
Women: Doctor mujhe
thode din baccha nahi
chahiye...
Doctor: Yeh Condon
Lelo
Women: Yeh pani ke
saath lu, ya dudh ke
saath..
Doctor: Lund Ke
Saath..
Koi Jhuka k marta hai
koi khade khade marta
hai
Koi dhire dhire marta
hai
Koi jaldi jaldi marta hai
kick
Tab jakar SCOOTER
START HOTA HAI!
Biwi-ah,uh,thoda ore
thoda aage, thoda
left,thoda sa or,
bas bas thoda sa right
pati- behen ki lodi
chudwa rahi hai ya
loda parking me lagwa
rahi hai
Principal said:-If any
boy goes to girls
hostel,
Rs 100 fine for 1st time,
200 for 2nd time
n 500 for 3rd time
Tab ek ladka bola:
monthly PASS kitne ka
banega
Full form
"HONEYMOON"
H-hey mat karo
O-oh! na dabao
N-niple dukta hai
E-etna lamba!
Y-ye kitna kala hai
M-mar gai
o-or dalo
O-or tez
N-Nikal Gaya
Aapka kal ka
Rashifal:- Dhyan
chuchi par rahega,
Land pe pakad dhilli
rahegi, Chut ka
darshan nirashajanak
rahega, Koi Gand bhi
maar sakta hain
hoshiyar rahe
Intervewr: your
wife's name?
Boy; Mrs Kamla
Intervewr: What's
her whole name?
Boy: hole ka naam
rakha nahi,hum to
pyaar se CHUT bolte
hai
Women's life is very
hard-
MORNING-wash clothes
NOON-dry clothes
EVENING-Iron clothes
NIGHT-Open Clothes
MIDNIGHT- No Clothes
Early Morning-Search
Clothes
Girl baba se:Baba ye
LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi
Lamba,Koi Mota,Koi
Patla,Koi Sakht,Koi
Narm. Girl:baba Lagta
hai sari umar gaand hi
marvayi hain
Sex karne se pahle
har admi aurat ke
b(.)(.)bs ka nipal pahle
muh me leta he Q?
Q ki NAG ko uthane
ke liye dudh pilana
jaruri he
Uff
Kya kar rhe ho
Aisa mat kro
Please
Nhi
Aise nhi
Mat dabao
Niche Q ja rhe ho
ho jayega
Kaha tha mat kro
ho gya na
MSG KHATAM
Car salesgirl to a
callgirl-agar aaj koi
car na biki to meri
chadi uttar jayegi. call
girl-agar aaj meri
chadi na uttri to meri
car bik jaegi.
Lady tells Dr. Mere
hsband ka bahut lamba
hai. Andar jata hai to
kaleja ko lagta hai !
Dr: Chhota kar dun
kya?
Lady: Na ji na. Kaleja
hi thoda upar kar do
1 Gunda1 Ladki Ko
Chod Raha Tha..
Chodte Hue Bola
Tumhara Boyfriend Kaha
He??
Ladki Boli: Tum Apne
Kam Karo Vo Lukha
Msg Padh Raha Hai...
Yaad he vo bachpan
ke din.
Jab hum tum masti kiya
karte the,
Tumhari vo lolipop ki
jid..
.
.
.
Aur hum apni lulli
chusa diya karte
the
Hello Hello Mera Lelo?
Dil
Bolo Bolo apni kholo?
Zabaan.
Dekho apni khol k
dekho?
Aankhe
Kitna bada hai mra??
S.m.S
Girl hostel ke
compound me cycling
karte hue, ladkiya
bahut maze me shor
macha rahi thi.
Warden: shor kam
karo, varna cycle pe
"SEATS" phir lagwa
dungi!
Son-aisi kaun si chij
ha jisdke aju baju baal
hai?
PAPA-chupbe
MARUNGA
Son - mai batau
AANKH hai. PAPA
hai thik
Son -aap chut samajh
rahe the na?
Ladki ne sex start kia
tho ladki boli-Dard ho
raha hai.
Ladka-bas tum 10 tak
gino mein nikal longa.
Ladki- 1,2 Aaa 3,4,5
uff 6,7,8 Aaah Aaa
9,9,9,8,7,6,5,5,4..
Techr in grls scl- We
shuld use CONDOMs
during intrcorse and
sucking
1 grl stnd n said-
Madm rasgulle ko
polothin me dal k
chusene se kya fyada
When apple is green
it's ready toPLUCK
When girl is 16 she's
ready to FUCK
Apple says Cut
me,Eat me,I m Yummy
GIRL says Suck
me,Fuck me,Make me
Mummy
A boy came 2 class
wid broken specs.
Teacher-what
happened?
Boy-i was kissing my
girlfriend
Teacher-but how
did ur specs break?
Boy-she closed her
legs
Police wala callgirl
se-sali,dhanda krti
h?
Callgirl-nahi sahab,m
to sales executive hu.
Condom ki marketing
krti hu, ab customr try
le to deni padti h.
Boy:me shadi nahi
krunga.
Dad- kyu?
Boy-Kyu k gaon wale
meri mangetar ko taxi
kehte he.
Dad- veta karle
Chhota sa to gaon he,
kitni chali hogi...
Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
Boy: “agar main tumhe
kiss karu to tum kya sochongi?”
Girl: “yahi ki ek bevkoof
jo poora USA ghoom
sakta tha, vo airport se hi vapas chala gaya”.
Chemistry k class mein
teacher ne ek ladki se
pucha what is
nitrate? ladki
sharemakar boli :sir,
night rate 1500/-&
hotel charges alag
se.....
"HappyFather'sDay"
Msg from-
Dipu, Munni, guddu,
Guddi * payal
frm-G.B. Road, delhi.
Dear Daddy.
Whr r u ?
We never saw u.
Moms r also
waiting .... With Love
Couple ne sex code
rakha:KAPDE DHONA
Pati:Kapde dhone hai,
washng machn khali hai
Biwi:No!
1ghante baad
Biwi:Haa machine tayar
h
Pati:Maine hath se dho
liye.
Ram lal :- Thakur
sahe, gabar singh ne
bahu ki ijat lut
li. Thakur :- toh?Ramlal
:- bahu rani puch rahi
hai, gabar se badala
lena hai, ya paymnt?
Big eyes r nice 2 roll,
big lips r nice 2 kiss,
big buttoks r nice 2
squeze,
big breasts r nice 2
suck,
bt
a big HOLE is a
challenge to fuck
what's da height of
bad luck
some 1 having sex in
his dreams
but got aids in reality
A newly married girl
got first class in her
B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent
telegram to her parents -
Meena First Class in Bed!
Papu ne sex k waqt
apne bete Monu ko
Balcony me baitha diya.
Monu-Dad,Ramu ki Maa]
bhi chudd rahi hai.
Papu-Kaise pata chala?
Monu- Ramu bhi balcny
me baitha hai
Mangta hu to deti nhi
ho JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyu bolti ho k dheere se daalo
BALON ME PHOOL GULAB KA
A woman gave birth to 6 babies and on seeing this she got out off the bed and slapped her husband
and shouted, I told
you not to go doggy style.
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